How to be Awesome

Step 1: Get a suit. Suits are awesome, so if you want to be awesome, get one.

Step 2: Don't even think about being married until you're at least 30. No one who is married is awesome.

Step 3: To be awesome you must feel like you are awesome. Gain some confidence! ( Your suit will help)

Step 4: If you start to feel sad, don't. Instead, try being awesome. No one who is awesome gets sad.

Step 5: Don't try to fit in. Awesome people are their own people. Following the crowd is not awesome.

Step 6: Never back down from a challenge! Awesome people are not afraid to accept a challenge.

Step 7: Make up your own words. Awesome people can make up an awesome word on the spot. Like Possimpible.

Step 8:  Focus on the positive: My life rocks! Money, suits and sex? These are tears of joy! I could be cooped up in an apartment, changing some brat’s poopy diaper but instead I’m out in the world being awesome 24/7/365!