As many of you know, I, Barney Stinson attempted a move called the Naked
Man once and it failed miserably. I also lost a great phone that night.
Nevertheless I would not give up my new challenge of getting a girl in
bed using the naked man tactic. It was supposed to work 2/3 attempts and
so I set this statistic to the test. I brought three girls to my place,
had a few drinks, and things were going great. I went into another room
and stripped down. I called the girls into the room and BAM! If you
guessed that 2/3 of those girls stayed with me that night, you are
indeed correct! Yes upon successfully using the naked man I also
accomplished my goal of riding a tricycle. WHA DUP! Next time any of you
see me I will be wearing my belt around all day every day. It goes well
with my suit. Ted didn't believe me but none the less I waved my belt in his face for an hour telling him to look at it( He was so jealous). It was definitely a legendary night. To all of my followers I would like to thank you for reading my blog and know that you are awesome for it!
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