True Story

So there are three guys in this story. Two of them walk into a bar, and well sadly one of them doesn't. Do you know why this third man didn't walk into this bar? He was married. The wife told him he couldn't go out with his bro's that night. Do you know what the moral of this story is? Don't get married, you won't be able to hang out with the bro's, sleep with young single ladies, and one of the most important things you won't be able to do is go play laser tag. You will be stuck at home with the wife and not going out awesoming all over the place. Awesome people don't get married! True Story