Things To Do Today!

Hear is a list of things I need to do today:

1. Be Awesome (Super easy)

2. Suit Up!

3. Talk to my best friend Ted

4. Go to work

5. Be even more awesome!

6. Score with some random chick.

7. Go to MacLaren's

8. Call Scherbatsky Candian

9. Tell Lily to get her head out of her ass

10. Make the night Legen....wait for it....dary!

Ted

Well today I think I'm going to post about Ted. I'm his best bro/friend but man sometimes I wish he would just listen to me. Yesterday he got a chick's number and he called her back today! I know what an idiot right?! I've told him time and time again you wait three days. Jesus put that rule in place for a reason. Either way he got lucky and she totally ate it up. Sometimes I don't know what Ted would to without me if I didn't have his back. Totally got him that chicks number and just one time you would think Ted would thank me or at least suit up! Every girl loves a suit it's a fact.

I think I may just go get my favorite suit dry cleaned and pressed. It will always pick you up when your best friend makes a huge mistake.