Another True Story

As many of you know Thanksgiving is quickly approaching. Everyone loves to get together with their families and friends, to eat turkey, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. What many of you don't know is that Thanksgiving marks an even greater tradition. It is the tradition of banging a chick on Thanksgiving!

I know, I know. You can do that on any day of the year. What you don't know is that it is a day that is easy to pick up a chick. 

After everyone has there Thanksgiving meal and is all happy go lucky, some people like to go out to the bars to celebrate a little more. When women are in a super happy mood or super sad mood they are at their easiest to get home. On this day women tend to be happy and thus would love to go back to your place to have some fun.

So this year, be thankful for all the happy women who are going to be out after dinner. As an added bonus, you don't even have to buy them food. They will already have eaten!

Halloween Suit Up!

It is that time of the year when everyone I know suits up! It may not be in a suit but at least people have the Halloween spirit. Everyone knows Halloween is about dressing up super awesome and banging hot chicks. Since the dawn of Halloween that's what it's been about. When the Celtics came up with the tradition of Halloween do you think they just lounged around with a bunch of dudes? No! They were out banging chicks all night. When people were on witch hunts do you think they were trying to burn them alive? No! People want to get laid on Halloween.

If you didn't enjoy any Halloween parties this weekend I hope you go out and enjoy the actually holiday. There is nothing like enjoying a holiday, and seeing so many girls slut up! If you are a guy and you are going out, don't forget your spare costume. It is essential in case you don't score with the hottest chick at the party because you get a second try!

So this Halloween followers remember it's not about candy, holiday spirit, scares, and trick-or-treats. This Halloween is about suiting up and banging chicks!