Halloween Suit Up!

It is that time of the year when everyone I know suits up! It may not be in a suit but at least people have the Halloween spirit. Everyone knows Halloween is about dressing up super awesome and banging hot chicks. Since the dawn of Halloween that's what it's been about. When the Celtics came up with the tradition of Halloween do you think they just lounged around with a bunch of dudes? No! They were out banging chicks all night. When people were on witch hunts do you think they were trying to burn them alive? No! People want to get laid on Halloween.

If you didn't enjoy any Halloween parties this weekend I hope you go out and enjoy the actually holiday. There is nothing like enjoying a holiday, and seeing so many girls slut up! If you are a guy and you are going out, don't forget your spare costume. It is essential in case you don't score with the hottest chick at the party because you get a second try!

So this Halloween followers remember it's not about candy, holiday spirit, scares, and trick-or-treats. This Halloween is about suiting up and banging chicks!

Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit Lyrics

I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it...
Suit!