1. Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way.2. A bro will always verify another bro’s story when he is trying to score
3. A Bro pretends to understand and enjoy cigars.
4. If a Bro should fail at anything during sporting activities or games, he is required to make an excuse for himself, it is always the ball, bat, racket, shoes, glove, controller or equipment’s fault.
5. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
6. Always allow a buffer zone at urinals and on couches
7. If a Bro, for whatever reason, becomes aware of another Bro’s girlfriend’s birthday and / or anniversary date, he shall endeavor to make that information available to his Bro, regardless whether he thinks his Bro already knows
8. A Bro never cries
9. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we’re already too late
10. Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.
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