Another True Story

As many of you know Thanksgiving is quickly approaching. Everyone loves to get together with their families and friends, to eat turkey, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. What many of you don't know is that Thanksgiving marks an even greater tradition. It is the tradition of banging a chick on Thanksgiving!

I know, I know. You can do that on any day of the year. What you don't know is that it is a day that is easy to pick up a chick. 

After everyone has there Thanksgiving meal and is all happy go lucky, some people like to go out to the bars to celebrate a little more. When women are in a super happy mood or super sad mood they are at their easiest to get home. On this day women tend to be happy and thus would love to go back to your place to have some fun.

So this year, be thankful for all the happy women who are going to be out after dinner. As an added bonus, you don't even have to buy them food. They will already have eaten!

I'm Awesome

To those of you following my awesome blog, you may have noticed a lack of blog posts lately. Well, I can a sure you that this is because I've been out awesoming all over the place. When you are busy being awesome you need not no other excuse. Sometimes I ask myself, "How did I get this awesome"? Then I realize, I've always been. SO the next time you see that I haven't posted much, know this! You need not worry about the Barnacle, he is just too awesome to worry about. You know he is out doing something awesome, spreading awesome, or just being awesome. I know all of you readers aspire to be as awesome me. One day maybe but you will have to keep reading my blog to do so.

Stinson Out!