not a creature was stirring, not even a cock-a-mouse.
My suit jamas were on my body in case,
some hot chicks would show to warm up at my place.
I was so comfy and snug in my bed,
While visions of breast were bouncing up and down in my head,
Then could it be I heard a knock at my door,
I arose from my bed, this better be important I swore.
When I opened the door, there stood a hot babe,
Santa had come early, but I was afraid,
You see I had been bad all through the year,
Why would Santa finally show me his care?
Then I said screw it and invited her in,
I saw desire in her face when she gave me a grin.
She was cold and lonely on this Christmas eve,
She had heard of all the tricks I had up my sleeve.
Then why are you here I asked with a stare,
To that she replied I don't even care.
So we headed to my room with plenty of kisses,
So ends the tale of my night before Christmas!
